Why anyone watches Desperate House Wives? The only one reason is Eva Longoria in this recent episode with shirts, pants, and anyone over 40 all filtered out for you, which pretty much only leaves Eva, her bra, her panties, and Nicollette Sheridan’s breasts. Since Sheridan’s breast aren’t actually in this clip, here’s a recent episode with shirts, pants, and anyone over 40 all filtered out, that you might ever actually want to see.