Christina Aguilara vs. Fergie in Dolce & Gabanna
Winner: Neither. This dress is ugly. Period. However, it shows off fake boobs superbly.
Hilary Swank vs. Joy Bryant
Winner: Joy Bryant. Thankfully this dress is better. Joy’s length and shoe choice give her the edge. Hilary’s ankle strap separates her legs too much.
Joss Stone vs. Michelle Trachtenberg in Catherine Malandrino
Winner: Neither again! This sheath is slightly better than the one above. Slightly.
Sveltlana Metkina vs. Naomi Campbell
Winner: For the love of God, leave something to the imagination! This Versace number is a loser (on both).
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